A sailor goes into a bar with an octopus.The barman asks him why he had the octopus.
"amazing creature,it can play any musical instrument put in front of him,I'll bet £100 that anyone can't beat him.All the customers take the challenge and lose.Smiling,the sailor picks up his winnings and turns for the door,when the barman stops him.
"I'll bet you that money you've won that it can't play this",the barman lays a set of bagpipes on the bar.
"NO PROBLEM!" says the sailor as he puts the octopus next to them.The creature lunges at the pipes,rolling along the bar but not a sound does it make.
Gobsmacked,the sailer hands the barman the cash thn picks up the octopus.
"WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU! WHY DIDN'T YOU PLAY THE PIPES?"
"PLAY THEM?,I WAS TRYING TO GET THE fookin KNICKERS OF IT!!!"
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