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Dr D
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Registration date : 2007-11-20

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PostSubject: Hooker and bear   Hooker and bear EmptyThu Dec 06, 2007 11:25 pm

A koala bear and a hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple or8asms!!! After 3 hours he stops, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion.

"Oh God, that was great! Now I need my money." The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs.

Then the hooker says, "No, I need my money. I'm a hooker and this is how I make a living."

The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a dictionary and thumbs through it to "hooker." She hands it to the koala bear and it reads:

"HOOKER: person who has sex for money."

Then the koala bear turns the page to "koala bear" and walks out the door. The hooker reads:

"KOALA BEAR: Eats Bushes and Leaves."
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Registration date : 2007-07-16

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PostSubject: Re: Hooker and bear   Hooker and bear EmptyThu Dec 06, 2007 11:50 pm

rofl rofl
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