If you have sex 365 times a year and you melted down all the condoms 2 make a tire, what would you call it? A fucken Goodyear!
Sex is like playing ♠spades.♠ If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand.
Big Bad Wolf told Little red riding hood lift your top so I can suck your tits. no, she said while lifting her skirt, eat me like the fucken book says!
A rooster and a cat were playing by the pool. the cat fell in and the rooster laughed. The cat said, a wet pussy always makes a cock happy!
Girls have unique magic tricks, they get wet without water, and make boneless things hard.
Home 
